I simply cannot this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a flock of rabbits came out from behind a building. They were flying all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe this just happened. It's so crazy, I feel I'm going to pass out! All of it was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You won't believethe rest of the more info story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?